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December 6, 2010 / TerranceTheTrailerTrasher

Bible predicts Lauren will be a Pioneer on 11/11/11!

Reviews of four movies that haven’t been made yet:

THE THREE LAURENS – A psychic predicts a man will meet the girl of his dreams and her name will be Lauren. The trouble is, he then meets three women named Lauren and has to figure out which is the one he’s fated to end up with. Co-written by an SNL staff writer and the son of longtime Oscars producer Gil Cates. Currently in pre-production.

@@@@ – Simply a brilliant “high concept” premise, with writers who seem to have a pedigree that suggests they’ll be able to execute the story well.

11:11:11 – The number eleven emerges in people’s lives as a sign that angels are trying to communicate with them in this supernatural thriller from the director of SAW parts II through IV. Starts shooting January 4 for release on 11/11/11.

@@@ – A movie based on its release date? Hopefully it’s not just less than half THE NUMBER 23.

THE BIBLE CODE – Supposedly true story about a 3,000 year old code in the Bible that predicted Obama becoming president, Rabin’s assassination, and 9/11, and warns of Armageddon, spelling out how it can be prevented. Set for a 2012 release (if we’re still here).

@@ – Does the code predict if this movie will do better than KNOWING?

THE PIONEER WOMAN – A young woman falls for a cowboy and gives up her life in the city to live in Oklahoma. Based on an upcoming book that is based on a blog. Reese Witherspoon is attached to star.

@ – I must be missing something. Isn’t that “Green Acres”? (And is Reese Witherspoon really still considered a “young” woman?)

Which of these are you most excited about?

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